So Im on a break lol…A time to reflect, evaluate and learn….
reflections/evaluations/lessons so far….
1)My flat can’t possibly get any cleaner
2) I have over washed my all my clothes
3) It really isn’t quicker to make Toast in a George Forman Grill than in the toaster!
Yes I am SOOOOO bored right now its driving me insane! This is until Thursday morning, I was planning on having a dabble in the FTOPS myself, but as im “on a break” I allowed Jamie to use my account to play event 1…I go to bed wednesday night not really thinking too much about it, until a phonecall at 8oclock thursday from Jamie telling me he is still in! So me, ash, Jonni and a more than qualifed railing team rail Jamie all the way to a 10million chip pot 6handed where he gets 2-outed for possibly $150k
Nevertheless STUNNING run Jamie well played mate! Not only did I have to WATCH my own account final an FTOPS, but i now have to watch £12k enter and leave my personal account in a flash! Not all bad though because I get a t-shirt for free (Jamie knocks out Jim Macmanus, who is not only a cock, but shit at poker WP jamie!)
So I decide i’ll have a break break and go chill @ gala for a few hands and maybe try to just halt the downswing a tad! I meet craig and we have take a seat for some £0.50/£1 Fun (yay!) I double up virtually immeadiatley with Aces vs AJ on a AJ10 board (wow a run good lol) then this hand occurs…
I have KK, there is a limp md position I make £7.50 off a £280 stack, I get 2 callers. Board comes J 5 7 rainbow. The limper (who I dont like btw!) bets out for £9, I raise to £28, he calls almost immeadiatley. Turn comes a 9, he leads almost as the card hits the table for £14. I think for a second and Raise to £75 (!) he calls pretty much instantly. River comes a 5, and he instantly goes allin for £180 (just covering me) I think for ages, then he says “I know you have none of it, your folding” obv i instantly throw the kings after this comment and he says “ye i knew you’d fold!” I offer him £50 to show me a bluff (I have my 2x£25 chips ready – like im ever giving these away lol) he flips the 8 of clubs – now im starting to worry that I am going to loose £50!!! the the 5 of diamonds! He then says that he thought he played the hand well and that he knew I had nothing…allow me to explain why this is the worst played hand you see in a cash game, and that at no point in the hand does he play it right!
1) the limp – this s probably the best bit of the hand, but for the record if you limp 8,5 offsuit early pos in an agressive cash game frequently YOU WILL LOOSE YOUR MONEY FAST – bad play!
2) the call – an renowned agro player raises (me lol
) and gets 1 call from a tight player no the button. he is putting £6.50 into £17.50 – THIS IS NOT VALUE, this is playing a terrible hand out of position against am agro and a nit, the worst place to be in poker. – TERRIBLE PLAY
3) the lead on the flop – so you;ve played 8,5 badly so far and managed to flop bottom pair, he bets out – for what purpose, whenever you bet it should be either a)for information/protection/isolation, b) as a bluff, or c) for value… Its a poor spot to bet for information, becasue I can raise/call with virtually any hand in the deck on such a dry board with only a nit to act behind me. Cant be a bluff because he has a pair! and exactly what hand is he getting value out of? 56? 45? 44? the bet achieves nothing, its a check/call or check/fold 100% of the time.
4) He calls the flop raise – out of position with no information on my hand, If i have a hand its 100% gong to be better than his, if I have air, then virtually every card over a 6 is a scare card on the turn! This really is why you should never play bad hands out of position vs a agro player.
5) LEADING THE TURN! – this is the worst part of the hand. 9 on the turn seems to be a complete brick to me, what hand can he possibly have that this card improves, 99 or J9…possibly – but im not expecting him call a flop raise with 99 (obv he would have done lol in hiesight) so he leads for £14 into £80! again think what this bet is trying to achieve, It must be a bluff in retrospect, but its a bluff which only works if I have 2,3/3,4 lol AWFUL bet, now Im feeling 100% brilliant at this point in hand, and he seems interested in the hand, so I raise to £75, an over-raise to the bet, but aout right in comparison to the pot.
6) CALLING THE TURN! – this is joint worst part for sure, he calls instantly aswell with no thought about what he has, the kind of equity he has with bottom pair and a gutshot, the kind of hand i have, a blind thoughtless call – Its impossible to say if he thinks he’s ahead or not/cant let go/drawing…who knows, he certainly didnt tho!
7) Shoving the river – So the board pairs, and this is either fantastic for me (set of Js or 7s now HOUSE!) or this is terrible for me, over pair/AJ/Bluff. HE shoves immeadiatley £180 into over £200. In spt i can literaly call with a full house or better. he bet/calls…bet/calls…shoves ****MASSIVE HAND**** he kills action from the hands he has outdrawn and makes it an easy call for the hands that have had him crushed all the way – wats the point in getting lucky?
TALKING – so its still a tricky spot for sure,,,until he says “I know you have none of it, I know you’re folding” LILD toptip….when older live players talk like this to younger players….they have the goods!!!
9) Rubbing me down afterwards about him “knowing I was weak” If you get lucky you get lucky, i make bad calls and get lucky plenty of times, but I take the chips, stack them up and try to realise that I played the hand badly and avoid making the same mistakes again – because next time I know I wont be so lucky.
This isnt a bad beat story, I analyse my own hands with the same level of scrutiny and honesty, but this is truly one of the worst hands i have seen played – the good thing is though, this guy thikns he played it well! Looking forward to getting my money+some back next time he is around! a further indication of how little he thought the hand through is he said that he would fold to an allin on the turn/he thought I had none of it…gd line mate! ALWAYS HAVE A PLAN espciazlly out of position!
Anyway this aside Ash has made the lonely trip to luton by himself (15% 1TIME!!!) and Il keep track of his progress and keep you posted!
Gl everyone !